Those damned civilians! I wish I coulda done to them the kind of things I did to foreigners on my last posting to Afghanistan! WHy, these sex freaks and weirdos wouldn’t stand a chance against waterboarding, or watching me put my hands on/all over their children–me, a genuine, certified American Law enfarcer from America! I am a patriot! And nothing says PATRIOT like bringing the war home to American children, and the mothers who might/could make them!
Can you spot me at this shindig? I am the one with “All American Hero” magazine in my hand–in the bathroom at the time.