Yeah–I apologize in advance that I cannot understand your world much at all–in fish world, we rarely kill our own species like you do.
And–what did Renate do to deserve you people in her life anyways? Well, we’ll see (fish world joke;-))
But you will pay for that–really, you will, you little underminers–you cowardly little , um….cowards.You know who you are.
BUT: what I really, really learned tonight? yeah– I learned that my traps are better than your traps. My traps are far more attractive to household pests than you are, or your traps. Maybe, I am just an old trapper–and you? YOU? Pathetic. In every way, from your inadequate methodology to your reliance upon out-of-the-box technology.
And believe me–you smell real bad, but not as smelly as Chinese vinegar in a wine bottle.
Here-have a look yourself:
The Big Box store trap fails on every single occurrence;-) If the belly of my bottle were weighed against how many (how few, really) flies are caught in each trap? My bottle is the king of bottles–and my vinegar? Makes that shit that oozes from your mommas cunny look a bit like you–a little smelly snot, dropped somewhat haphazardly, on a tissue, and then, thrown into a toilet out of heat.
Which, of course, is where people like you belong. I will see to it;-)
Why AM I smiling so much these days, anyways? Was it that drop at the lake? Or was it that drop at the POND?
Smiling, smiling, smiling.;-);-);-)
Heheheheheheheheheheeheh. ANd NghaaaiIIIaaiaIIII!!
Please, stop, your tickling my balls! Your nuzzle is so delicate–your intentions, so intent! Come out, come out already, ball nuzzlers! I can see you, even in the dark;-)
Here is a closeup of the action, anyways–all those flies, Wiresharked, screencapped, and otherwise documented over these last few years.
–I know, you can’t help yourself, right? It’s in your nature to flock to a bottle full of smelly vinegar;-) You little pests…sorry I killed off al of your nasty little eggs that floated to the top of my toilet bowl over these years;-( Sad Sad Sad when your little eggs don’t hatch;-(